Tuesday, October 06, 2009
Wow You Guys Suck: St. Louis Rams, And the Rams win the award for the 3rd time this season, this time emphatically. How exactly do you lose 35-0 to a team that's likely just an average to slightly above average football team? Runners Up: Tony Homo can't get it done, whoever was trying to block Jared Allen.
This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: NFL Prognosticators, I'd like to find one NFL mind that had the Titans sitting at 0-4 after four games. Not only are they 0-4, but they lost emphatically on sunday when practically everyone picked them to win. Runners Up: the Raiders for continually playing JaMarcus, the Bills for thinking TO would work with Trent Edwards.
Cough Cough Cough: Mark Clayton, When its 4th down and your team is down less than a score and your quarterback hits you in the numbers, you need to hold onto the ball. Runners Up: the Bucs had their shot to win a game but couldn't hold on, Mark Sanchez throws ball to wrong team.
The Shocker: The Broncos, I'm stubbornly still not going to believe in them because I don't understand why their defense is dominant. But they are 4-0 and to me that is stunning. Absolutely stunning. Runners Up: any NFL team losing a game 35-0 is shocking, the Dolphins breaking out the beating stick.
The Pimp: Brett Favre, Facing the old squad the Gunslinger got his vengeance. He threw for 3 tds and had they not taken their foot off the gas pedal in the 4th quarter he just might have thrown for more. Runners Up: Rashard Mendhenhall gets the full load and he is dominant, Steve Smith doesn't need Plaxico.
You Got JAKKED UP: Tom Brady's Knee, Just kidding, he barely got touched.
My Fantasy Anti-MVP: LaDainian Tomlinson, Hey LDT, how about you put up some kind of fantasy points to be worthy of your pick.
New York Jets Anti-MVP: Mark Sanchez, When you're the quarterback and you are directly responsible for 14 points for the other team, chances are good the other team is going to win.
My Picks: 11-5
Preseason Picks: 12-4
Picks Vs. Spread: 9-7
Pick Suggestions: 2-3
A step backwards...