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NFL Week 7 Awards

Wow You Guys Suck: A Whole Shit Load of Teams, Honestly have there ever been more teams that were absolutely positively brutal. Between the Chiefs, Bucs, Raiders, Rams, Titans, etc... you have a handful of teams that provide ugly boring football on a week to week basis. Runners Up: JaMarcus Russell finally benched woo, duh Bears defense.

This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: Tony Sparano, Let's get the ball to start the second half up 14 after dominating on the ground and throw the ball 5 times on 6 offensives plays. A 3 and out and a pick 6 later and the Dolphins were on their way to falling into a deeper hole. Runners Up: And Reid cause how the hell did they lose to the Raiders, Eli Manning went INT happy.

Cough Cough Cough: Miami Dolphins, You had a chance to re-enter the AFC East race, you had the undefeated Saints beat down and and reeling. You had an unstoppable rush attack. But you let up a late touchdown and stop playing defense in the 2nd half. Runners Up: Brett Favre helping Pitt score 2 tds,

The Shocker: The Bills, This is a stretch considering the Panthers aren't very good, but it's really the only game that went the opposite of what was expected. Runners Up: Nada.

The Pimp: Cedric Benson, Revenge was a delicious delicious dish on sunday for Cedric Benson. All of a sudden he's an elite NFL running back and he proved it in most likely the one spot he really wanted it the most, against the Chicago Bears. Runners Up: Carson Palmer wasn't too shabby either, Seriously where did Miles Austin come from.

You Got JAKKED UP: William Gay,


My Fantasy Anti-MVP: Leon Washington and my brain, When Leon broke his leg on play #1, there went my week of fantasy, especially since I didn't play Miles Austin.

New York Jets MVP: O-Line, For the 2nd straight week the Jets rushed for 300+ yards, that's a beastly performance by the O-Line.

My Picks

My Picks: 8-5
Preseason Picks: 7-6
Picks Vs. Spread: 6-7
Pick Suggestions: 4-1

Another weak week, ugh.

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