Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Wow You Guys Suck: Tennessee Titans, Coming off last seasons 13-3 record I think it's pretty safe to say that no one thought we'd be putting Jeff Fisher on the hot seat, but after this weekends debacle, his ass is getting warm. The Titans are now 0-6 and were a complete embarrassment at the Razor this weekend. Runners Up: the Redskins can expect to win 1 more game for the remainder of the season and draft a QB in the first 5 picks, the Bucs aren't going to win too much either.
This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: Dan Snyder I'm not going to bring the heat on Jim Zorn and call for his removal, it really isn't his fault. He wasn't even hired to be the head coach of the football team. He was obviously not ready to be the head coach. It's essentially all Dan Snyder's fault so he's getting what he deserves. Runners Up: Hey Tennessee you might want to cover Wes Welker, Bill Sheridan's defensive gameplan didn't slow the Saints at all.
Cough Cough Cough: New York Jets, the Jets defense dominated the Bills for essentially every possession but 1. The Jets offense rushed for 318 YARDS. Yet a combination of penalties, missed field goals, and interceptions equals a loss to a bad Bills team. Runners Up: Steven Hauschka missing the game winning field goal in Minny, the Rams had their chance to win but they failed.
The Shocker: The Raiders, The Raiders win this in an absolute landslide. Their offense is terrible yet with one lucky break in which Eagles defenders knock each other over, they wind up with a very very long touchdown. Than somehow someway they hold the Eagles offense down for the rest of the game. Runners Up: the Broncos are 6-0 I didn't have them winning 6 games this season, I guess the Jets losing is surprising.
The Pimp: Drew Brees, the Mole'd one had his way with the New York Giants. The Saints scored on every possession in the first half but 1 and were in complete command of the Giants defense throughout the entire contest. Runners Up: Every New England Patriot, Matt Schaub is dominant against all teams not the Jets.
You Got JAKKED UP: Kris Jenkins ACL, Ultimate Sad Face
My Fantasy MVP: The Titans Defense, I shall credit the Titans defense slightly more than Randy Moss for his three touchdowns and 30 points.
New York Jets Anti-MVP: Mark Sanchez, I think when you throw 5 interceptions to just 10 completions you have the Anti-MVP on lockdown.
My Picks: 9-5
Preseason Picks: 5-9
Picks Vs. Spread: 7-7
Pick Suggestions: 3-2
Well the suggestions go above .500 which is nice, the rest of the picks not so much.