NFL Week 5 Awards

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Wow You Guys Suck: Oakland Raiders, How exactly has this team won a football game? It's baffling. This team was run out of the building and outclassed by the Giants in 5 minutes. Runners Up: the Bills losing a game where the opposing QB throws two completions, the Rams are here every week.

This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: Those of Us Who Believed Brady Would Return as God Immediately, The man is coming back relatively early from a devastating knee injury, yet most of us just figured he'd come back and fire on all cylinders. This is not happening and the Pats have two losses because of it. Runners Up: Steve Spagnolo for taking the Rams job, any free agent who signed with the Raiders.

Cough Cough Cough: Houston Texans, You storm back to tie the game only to watch your QB give up a pick 6. Then you storm down the field and are sitting on the goal line but fail to get in. Serious choke job. Runners Up: the Jets defense couldn't do anything against the WildCat or Henne, the Pats blew away their victory.

The Shocker: The Seahawks, The Seahawks Jaguars game went into the weekend as basically a pick'em game. The problem with that philosophy was that with Hasselbeck the Seahawks are actually good while the Jaguars are completely inconsistent. Runners Up: I still can't believe the Broncos are 5-0, the Bungles are now 4-1.

The Pimp: Miles Austin, Raise your hand if you knew who Miles Austin was prior to this week? Now Miles Austin is the Cowboy who had 250 yards receiving in a single game with a game winning td in overtime. Runners Up: .

You Got JAKKED UP: Chad OchoCinco,

My Fantasy Anti-MVP: The Jets Defense, Having a defense put up -1 point and losing by 2 is very very annoying, especially when the defense is the team you want to win.

New York Jets Anti-MVP: The Jets Defense, This will require a full on rant.

My Picks

My Picks: 9-5
Preseason Picks: 9-5
Picks Vs. Spread: 6-8
Pick Suggestions: 2-3

Ugh... Everything about this NFL week sucked.

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