BREAKING NEWS: Travis Henry Signs with the Bengals

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Having heard the news of Travis Henry's impending arrest with inspiration from Chad Ocho Cinco's recent outburst about more Bengal's breaking the law the Bengals and the Brown family have signed Travis Henry to a 3 year deal. The terms of the deal are not fully known but it is believed that the contract will include payment if his 40 illegitimate child support payments as well as access to the finest drug runners in the Ohio Valleys.

Travis Henry was reached for comment following his signing and said "Yo dawgs, this drug bust was all a plot from me and my agent. I need to play football and knew the only team out their to entice was the Bengals. They luv them some cons. So I broke the law and within minutes I was blowin up."

Travis Henry is expected to join the Bengals on the practice field tomorrow and will compete with fellow con Cedric Benson for the starting role. It is believed Henry has the edge thanks to his crimes being more extreme.

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