NFL Week 5 Awards

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Wow You Guys Suck: Detroit Lions, Honestly how bad can a franchise possible be? You would figure that after they dumped Matt Millen that maybe just maybe some of the team cancer would be lifted and instead you go out and get completely throttled by a piss poor offensive opponent. Runners Up: Kansas City getting dumped 34-0, the Bengals moved to an impressive 0-5.

This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: Minnesota's Punt Squad, 1 to the house is a fluke. The second one that should have gone to the house is a trend. And the third one that did go to the house is just plain old stupidity. Runners Up: Me for picking the Lions to win 8 games, Sage Rosenfels for turning into a helicopter turnover machine.

Cough Cough Cough: Houston Texans, This is how you stay winless, you somehow manage to blow a 17 point lead in the final 5 minutes by turning the ball over 3 times. Now that's choking it away. Runners Up: Martin Gramatica just straight up blows, Baltimore had their shot to knock of the Titans but couldn't get it done.

The Shocker: Miami Wild Hog Formations, So I'm willing to wager that none a single person on the planet pre-season had the Dolphins losing their first two games but moving to 2-2 by beating the Patriots and than the Chargers. Not 1 human being. I don't know where they are going to go from here, but they have a QB playing well and two stud running backs so anything is possible. Runners Up: The Falcons are 3-2, huh?, the Cardinals thumped the Bills which didn't surprise me.

The Pimp: All Giants, The Giants did not need Plaxico to destroy the Seahawks. Instead of passing to Plax, Eli just threw to every other open receiver while also watching the Juggernaut truck through linebackers and the defense completely shut down Hasselbeck and Julius Jones. Runners Up: Reggie Bush was an unstoppable return force, DeAngelo Williams who had the best game by far of his career.

You Got Jakked Up: Punt Blocked, I have no idea who made the block or who received the hit but the player on the Vikings on Reggie Bush's first punt return got KTFO.

My Fantasy Anti-MVP: Bye Week Boredom, When 6 of your players are on bye then your team is gonna get pummeled and mine did.

New York Jets MVP: Bye Week Boredom

My Picks

My Picks: 10-4
Preseason Picks: 8-6
Picks Vs. Spread: 7-7
Pick Suggestions: 3-2

The Preseason Picks slipt to 99.8% but My Picks moved up into a tie with the Preseason. We shall see what happens in the future.... Meanwhile my spread picks remain mediocre and the suggestions were capped off by the genius Lions pick... whoops.

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