Week 7 College Football Picture Caption

Oklahoma Fans Are Sponsored by Dick's
They Also Call Their Friends Crying

One Lonely Lonely Auburn Fan
Firing the Offensive Coordinator Really Helped

I Use Wizardry to Sap Away My Opponents Strength With My Power-Cane
How Else Would I be Able to Live to 930?

Look At Him Joe Pa Look At Him
He's Your Next Power-Cane Victim

This Is What Losing to Toledo Looks Like
How Do You Miss a God Damn 26 Yard Field Goal?

This Golden Hat Signifies #1 in the Country
Mack Brown is Going to Wear it while F'n Bitches This Week

Helmet to Chin is Always Fun
So This is What Anquan Boldin Felt Like

So You're Wondering What Happened to This Guy
Well He Got His Ass Kicked on the Stands and Thrown to the Sidelines

GET ME A DONUT!!!!!!!!
I'm on the Mangino Diet!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Northwestern Students Are Supposed to be Smart Right?
Then Why Did They Actually Think Their Football Was Going to Win?

A Photo-shopped Pic of Toledo Celebrating At the Big House?
Because No Way This Could Actually Happen

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M E T S = Mercifully End The Season

Do it before David Wright gets Hurt!

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Lou Holtz is the Homer / Annoyingly Delusional

As my buddy Joe and I always joke, if Notre Dame was suiting up against an all Jesus team, aka a team made up of 55 Sons of God, Lou Holtz would probably still pick Notre Dame to win by a touchdown. So of course this weekend when I'm watching Sportscenter and they have him and fellow old man Corso making predictions, Lou picks ND to beat Michigan. Not that big of a deal, Michigan is a big question mark this year, but of course than Lou says that Notre Dame will win 11 games this year. This is the same Notre Dame that lost to a service academy last year. And just when you thought the douchy homerism was going to end ESPN asks which BCS school is going to be the biggest surprise team in the country. Any guesses to whom it was? I'll give you a clue it was another team he coached. If you guessed South Carolina you would be a winner. Next up on Lou's prediction watch, the Jets win the Superbowl, NC St. wins the ACC, Arkansas dominates the SEC West, Minnesota wins the Big...

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Guest Post: Thoughts on Sabathia Signing

I asked Grutt what his thoughts were on the Sabathia signing and I thought his response pretty much nailed it. So here it is. I don’t know. Every year I get a little more disenchanted with baseball. Yea, it’s great we signed the top pitching free agent. But we were supposed to. No team was even in the ballpark of the Yankees offer yet they still needed to jump from the already ridiculous price of $140 million to $160 million to close the deal. Now I hear we are going to sign more pitchers who will also get large contracts and the position player gaps are still glaring. Each new, large contract just adds to the feeling that the Yanks are supposed to win it all. “I think we have a good chance this year.” That is a lost feeling. If they don’t win I’ll wonder why, like there has to be some other reason besides that it’s a sport you can never predict how things will work out and some years just aren’t yours to be won. If they win I will be pleasantly smug. It gets a little more...

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