Completely Useless 08-09 NHL Predictions

Monday, October 06, 2008

Ok this happens every year now apparently. Last year it was London this year Prague, but why the hell does Hockey start the first week of October? Anyway here are the wonderful predictions from someone who maky watch 5 regular season hockey games this year. Now with new and improved records so I can evaluate to the point how wrong I was.

NHL West Standings



W L OTL PTS
1 Detroit 49 23 10 108
2 San Jose 49 23 10 108
3 Calgary 44 28 10 98
4 Dallas 46 28 8 100
5 Minnesota 44 28 10 98
6 Anaheim 45 29 8 98
7 Colorado 44 30 8 96
8 Chicago 41 32 9 91

Nashville 40 33 9 89

Edmonton 41 35 6 88

Vancouver 39 33 10 88

Phoenix 38 35 9 85

Columbus 32 38 12 76

St. Louis 32 40 10 74

Los Angeles 32 43 7 71

West Conference Finals

San Jose Sharks over the Detroit Red Wings - Because enough with Detroit's dominance of all things Hockey.

NHL East Standings



W L OTL PTS
1 NY Rangers 47 24 11 105
2 Montreal 47 25 10 104
3 Washington 44 30 8 96
4 Pittsburgh 47 26 9 103
5 Philadelphia 44 28 10 98
6 Boston 43 27 12 98
7 Buffalo 44 29 9 97
8 New Jersey 44 30 8 96

Ottawa 44 30 8 96

Carolina 41 32 9 91

Tampa Bay 37 36 9 83

Florida 34 37 11 79

NY Islanders 33 39 10 76

Atlanta 33 40 9 75

Toronto 32 41 9 73


East Conference Finals

New York Rangers over the Pittsburgh Penguins - We're going NYC overly Pittsburgh because the Giants won the Superbowl.

Stanley Cup Finals

New York Rangers over San Jose Sharks - Jagr will bring the Ewing theory to hockey because without him the Rangers win the cup.

NHL Awards

There's way too many awards in the NHL, so obviously I'm not going to do them all...

Adams - Gordon Bombay, is their any doubt he's going to be the best coach in the league, give me an f'n break. (Perennial Pick)

Calder - Candace Parker

Hart - Who's got Hart? The one female in the NHL of course. Sydney Crosby. (Perennial Pick)

Norris - Named after Chuck for being bad ass. Sean Avery because dude gets the ladies and is annoying as hell.

Pearson - Alexander Ovechkin, he scores a lot.

Lady Byng - Someone I will lose respect for. Awarded for Sportsmanship? It's Hockey there should be none of that. I'd imagine this goes to someone on a loser team. So we'll go with someone on the Maple Leafs. Mats Sundin sounds good.

Vezina - Henrik Lundquist es un swedish pimp from Club Vandersexxx. (Perennial Pick until he wins)

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1 comments:

Sabres will be the cup winner

Anonymous said...
9:36 PM  

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