Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Wow You Guys Suck: Scott Linehan, You're fired and deservedly so. You have pro bowlers at QB, RB, and WR and yet your offense sucks. You make the wise decision to play captain concussion at QB instead of Marc Bulger. Nothing you did worked, enjoy your free time. Runners Up: The Texans slipped to 0-3 because they aren't good, the Bungles can't beat anybody.
This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: Cincinnati Front Office, Not only are the Bengals 0-4 with arguably the worst lines in all of football, they also decided they did not have enough criminals on their squad so they signed Cedric Benson. Nice. Runners Up: Andy Reid for stubbornly rushing up the gut continually at the goal line, People that thought the Vikings were going to be really good this year.
Cough Cough Cough: Oakland Raiders, You have a 15-3 lead heading into the 4th quarter with your coaches job obviously on the line and you lay a massive egg and give up 25 in the final frame. Runners Up: The Rams decided they also wanted to lay an egg in the 4th and get their coach fired, despite the dumb decision to run the ball 4 straight times the Eagle O-Line needs to get it done there.
The Shocker: The HERMINATORS, So you prancing around in your survivor league after 3 weeks with the lock of the century in your face. The Chiefs suck, the Broncos are undefeated, it's common sense bank on the Cutler crew. And then you cry tears of infinite sadness. Runners Up: The Redskins pulled off a surpriser in Dallas to remove the Cowgirls from the unbeatens, the Bears might actually be a true NFC contender.
The Pimp: Larry Johnson, The HERMINATORS decided to go back to their roots this weekend and just hand the ball to LJ and watch him dominate for almost 200 yards. Runners Up: Santana Moss could not be covered by the meager Cowboys secondary, Mr. Coles decided that he wanted to catch balls from Brett Favre now.
You Got Jakked Up: Anquan Boldin, He can walk so I guess we can marvel at just how hard the dude got smoked.
My Fantasy Anti-MVP: Me Again, Hey Coles is questionable? Oh fuck bench him I don't want to get a zero spot from one of my wideouts. Who needs 3 first half touchdowns. Great job jackass... Somehow I won anyway so I guess it doesn't matter, just another example of me always benching the wrong players.
New York Jets Anti-MVP: Brett Favre, I was gonna go with the D for forcing 8 billion turnovers but they also gave up 9 billion yards so we're going with the 6 td thrower.
My Picks: 9-4
Preseason Picks: 11-2
Picks Vs. Spread: 8-5
Not bad all around. Somehow someway my preseason Picks currently sit at #297 overall and in the 99.9% of all ESPN Pigskin Pick'Em entries. My normal picks is slightly behind at 99.1% and my Spread Picks are well not in the same ballpark.