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NFL Week 11 Awards

Wow You Guys Suck: The Rams, I don't know if it's possible to get yourself more embarrassed in two weeks than the Ram did. It's bad enough to be getting pummeled by a division leader, but to get destroyed by a 2-7 team? Ouch. Runners Up: the Iggles needed a win and could not get it done, Da Bears had Da worst offense of the weekend.

This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: Donovan McNabb, I mean this is obvious. Runners Up: Trent Edwards decided it was best to throw the ball to the other team the entire first quarter, the Refs in the Pittsburgh game.

Cough Cough Cough: The Raiders, The Raiders offense was atrocious yet again, but this week they were bailed out by an enormous punt return and had the opportunity to win but couldn't stop a last minute drive. Runners Up: the Iggles on every single drive in overtime, Ryan Lindell missing the game winner.

The Shocker: Tie, There hasn't been one in 6 years so anytime you see two NFL teams unable to score in an overtime it's a shocker. Runners Up: The Jets actually beat New England, the Bears decided not to show up in Green Bay.

The Pimp: Matt Cassel, 400 yards passing and 60 yards on the ground plus 3 touchdowns and zero turnovers against a division rival is pretty pimp. Runners Up: Kurt Warner can not throw less than 350 yards, Justin Gage broke away for massive plays in helping the Titans stay unbeaten.

You Got Jakked Up: Isaac Stockton, Best catch ever? Or just most painful ever?



My Fantasy Anti-MVP: Donovan McNabb, The Bengals are terrible and you turn the ball over 4 times? Shit.

New York Jets MVP: Thomas Jones, He keeps on getting it done week in and week out.

My Picks

My Picks: 12-4
Preseason Picks: 10-6
Picks Vs. Spread: 10-6
Pick Suggestions: 2-3

I counted the Bengals Eagles game as wrong for both the preseason picks and my picks. Is that right or is it a push?

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