Week 11 College Football Picture Caption

MIGRAINEZZZ
This is What Happens When You Are Not a Good Coach

How Long Til I Get Fired?
17-0 Certainly Is Not Offensive Genius

Dabo Loses the Bowden Bowl
Sure There's No Bowden on One Side But Dabo Did a Swell Impression

Look Look Up There, It's Joe Pa in the Booth
Do You Think He Understands That They Just Lost?

Phil, I Want a Divorce
I Mean You're Just So Damn Awful

A Little Coaching Advice From Saban
Kick the Ball Higher or I'll Rip Your Spinal Cord Out of Your Body

You Must Not Argue With the Wannstache
They Man is 99% Intensity and 83% Testosterone

Another Great Rivalry Trophy
My Mom is Absolutely Going to Love This Serving Dish

Oh Wow Washington's First Touchdown
That QB is Certainly Going to Get a Gameball

TO and the Cuz
Apparently Cabo Isn't So Popular in November

3 Wins All Year Plus a Brown Jug
Rub It 3 Times Rich and Wish For a Spread Quarerbackgt

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Lou Holtz is the Homer / Annoyingly Delusional

As my buddy Joe and I always joke, if Notre Dame was suiting up against an all Jesus team, aka a team made up of 55 Sons of God, Lou Holtz would probably still pick Notre Dame to win by a touchdown. So of course this weekend when I'm watching Sportscenter and they have him and fellow old man Corso making predictions, Lou picks ND to beat Michigan. Not that big of a deal, Michigan is a big question mark this year, but of course than Lou says that Notre Dame will win 11 games this year. This is the same Notre Dame that lost to a service academy last year. And just when you thought the douchy homerism was going to end ESPN asks which BCS school is going to be the biggest surprise team in the country. Any guesses to whom it was? I'll give you a clue it was another team he coached. If you guessed South Carolina you would be a winner. Next up on Lou's prediction watch, the Jets win the Superbowl, NC St. wins the ACC, Arkansas dominates the SEC West, Minnesota wins the Big...

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M E T S = Mercifully End The Season

Do it before David Wright gets Hurt!

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Ranking the New York Jets Historical Helmets

There's no way you can't go with the Helmet they won the Super Bowl in. You just can't. Next, I really don't understand why they don't where the helmet with the Jet as their throwback uniforms. That helmet is awesome. Then I'm going with the Helmets from the 80s because it's the classic feel and the white face mask is 10 times better than the black one. And the rankings continue until you get to... The Titans Helmet. I hate everything about those Titan uniforms. The Helmets are boring and the colors are GOD awful. Navy blue and Mustard? What the hell is that. Disgusting. If they wore those unis when I was a kid I'd probably be a Giant fan, and be much happier with my life in football.

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