Week 11 College Football Picture Caption

MIGRAINEZZZ
This is What Happens When You Are Not a Good Coach

How Long Til I Get Fired?
17-0 Certainly Is Not Offensive Genius

Dabo Loses the Bowden Bowl
Sure There's No Bowden on One Side But Dabo Did a Swell Impression

Look Look Up There, It's Joe Pa in the Booth
Do You Think He Understands That They Just Lost?

Phil, I Want a Divorce
I Mean You're Just So Damn Awful

A Little Coaching Advice From Saban
Kick the Ball Higher or I'll Rip Your Spinal Cord Out of Your Body

You Must Not Argue With the Wannstache
They Man is 99% Intensity and 83% Testosterone

Another Great Rivalry Trophy
My Mom is Absolutely Going to Love This Serving Dish

Oh Wow Washington's First Touchdown
That QB is Certainly Going to Get a Gameball

TO and the Cuz
Apparently Cabo Isn't So Popular in November

3 Wins All Year Plus a Brown Jug
Rub It 3 Times Rich and Wish For a Spread Quarerbackgt

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M E T S = Mercifully End The Season

Do it before David Wright gets Hurt!

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Numbers On Steroids: Mickey Mantle

Numbers on Steroids is a look at baseball players during the 90s to see if anything screams out at you. This week it's throwing a curve ball and looking at All Time Great Yankees. Players that we know did not take steroids to see if this gives a defense to any of the players 'convicted' by Numbers on Steroids. Time to look at my dad's favorite athlete of all time, Mickey Mantle. Averages Say: What's with the mysterious dip at 27 and then the uptick? At Bats Per Home Run Says: That's a mighty jump from 22 to 24 Explaining As If It Was the 90s If you take a look at the numbers there are two time frames which in the 1990s would be questioned. First would be the incredible leap he took from his first year in the big leagues to his first MVP season in 1956. His batting average jumped 50 points. His slugging percentage jumped 90 points and he hit 15 more homers than his previous high. This wouldn't merrit a conviction nowadays though because the young age he...

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Guest Post: Thoughts on Sabathia Signing

I asked Grutt what his thoughts were on the Sabathia signing and I thought his response pretty much nailed it. So here it is. I don’t know. Every year I get a little more disenchanted with baseball. Yea, it’s great we signed the top pitching free agent. But we were supposed to. No team was even in the ballpark of the Yankees offer yet they still needed to jump from the already ridiculous price of $140 million to $160 million to close the deal. Now I hear we are going to sign more pitchers who will also get large contracts and the position player gaps are still glaring. Each new, large contract just adds to the feeling that the Yanks are supposed to win it all. “I think we have a good chance this year.” That is a lost feeling. If they don’t win I’ll wonder why, like there has to be some other reason besides that it’s a sport you can never predict how things will work out and some years just aren’t yours to be won. If they win I will be pleasantly smug. It gets a little more...

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