NFL Week 12 Awards

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Wow You Guys Suck: The Jaguars, Remember at the start of the season when some people (cough Mike Greenberg cough) picked the Jaguars to make the SuperBowl? Right now the Jags are 4-7 and even worse at home (1-5). Runners Up: Donovan McNabb maybe you wouldn't get benched if you didn't suck, the Pack defense was a complete no show.

This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: Andy Reid, You are down by 3 points and you decide now is the time to sit your captain your leader and to put in Kevin Kolb. Bright idea jackass. Instead of a spark your team got throttled. Runners Up: LenDale White should shut his mouth post game, Norv Turner's clock management skills were superb.

Cough Cough Cough: The Chargers, Down 3 with 3 timeouts left and 4 minutes to go, good ole Norve decided it was a genius idea to go into a hurry up 2 minute drill offense. The offense stalled and the Chargers needed to kick the game tying field goal with plenty of time left for Peyton Manning to win the game. Runners Up: The Lions 17 point lead was gone in about 5 seconds, Denver losing to the Raiders is just piss poor.

The Shocker: The Raiders, They've been completely useless on offense for weeks and then they come in against the division leader and dominate. Runners Up: The Jets thoroughly dominating, the Bills are able to score 54 points who knew.

The Pimp: Matt Cassel, Making bank. One of 5 players in the history of the NFL to throw for 400 yards in back to back games. One of 5. Any more games like this and the Pats just might franchise him and look for a trade. Runners Up: Michael Turner had 4 touchdowns, Drew Brees owned the Pack defense.

You Got Jakked Up: Jason David, Aaron Rodgers is not Joe Flacco, he does not watch a dback tip toe the sidelines for a pick 6. No he throws his shoulder into the chest of the dback and blasts him out of bounds.

My Fantasy Anti-MVP: Donovan McNabb, AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, you complete dickbag you sunk my season.

New York Jets MVP: Leon Washington, It's tough to really come up with one MVP in the Jets complete domination this past weekend but will give it to Leon for 2 tds and for being a spark all the way around despite the fumble.

My Picks

My Picks: 11-5
Preseason Picks: 7-9
Picks Vs. Spread: 12-4
Pick Suggestions: 3-2

A dominating spread performance by me except in the suggestions. Who the hell goes 12-4 but 3-2 in the games they are 'most confident' in. I guess that's what happens when you A) Don't want to look like a complete homer by putting the Jets in the suggestions and B) Do it in 5 minutes on a Saturday.

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