Jared is Saddened

Thursday, January 17, 2008


Scene: Eli taps Tony's ass after the game this weekend to begin discussions while Lorenzen sits in the background screaming for his lover's attention.

Eli: Hey Hey Tony over here I want to talk to you about your championship?

Tony: About what championship?

Eli: You know the one bestowed upon you by Peter King.

Jared: Eli... Eli, why did you just touch Tony's ass. Eli!!!

Tony: What the hell are you talking about?

Eli: You know how you lead the league in smiling. That's pretty impressive.

Tony: Um ok that's super Eli.

Eli: Well I was just saying you aren't smiling right now and I think you look a lot cuter when you're smiling and well I think you should start smiling again.

Jared: I have a great smile, a really great smile. I'm the #1 smiler in America for backup quarterbacks over 300 pounds.

Tony: Well I did just get hammered by your defensive line and I am now 0-2 as a playoff starter.

Eli: Oh don't worry about the 0-2 thing, look at me I was 0-2 last year and now I'm .500 just like my brother. All you need is to play the Cowboys, they never win playoff games anymore.

Tony: Umm, you're an idiot.

Eli: Can I go with you to Cabo? I'll skip practice this week just like you did. Please Tony please? I love your smiles.... I guess it's back to the Pillsbury Throwboy.

Jared: Yay Eli is coming back to me.

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1 comments:

I love the "Pillsbury Throwboy" comment great blog

Ron Dean said...
3:16 PM  

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