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"I can't believe we just beat the great Notre Dame Fighting Irish this is awesome."
"Dude Notre Dame is 1-8 they suck, they're just as bad as Duke."
"Perhaps we are celebrating a bit too much."
"Ya our other three wins are probably better."

1. Coach can we please score 100, pretty please?
2. "Why is Bill Callahan still coaching?
3. I can't wait to see coach dominate the buffet line later.

1. I think we won.
2. We won right?
3. Where am I?

"So after the game I went up into the stands and the hot MILF just pulled me aside and started making out with me it was completely awesome."
"Dude... that was your mom."
"F*CK"

1. I never rock a deuce without max intensity.
2. This is me pooping on Coach Saban's forehead.
3. If I hold this pose any longer I will develop hemhroids.

1. I am so stoned right now this is f'n amazing.
2. Who'd we play? How did I get here? What's going on?
3. I sell Pot to fund raise for the next Dennis Dixon for Heisman billboard.

1. It's Division One Football Brotha it ain't intramurals brotha.
2. Everybody else is in the ticket refund line.
3. As much as we got smoked by Mizzou today, atleast I'm not a Cornhusker.

1. "Mrs. Clause told me I would get caught if I made out with Rudolph... I didn't listen."
2. I'm Major Applewhite, get it the red for apple the white for white. Aren't I clever?
3. I inhaled some paint chips when I was spray painting my beard white.

Coach Stoops " I would tell you that I'll offer you a job after you get canned, but that would be a lie."
Coach Franchione "I understand, I do suck plus your brother Mike will probably be looking to crawl back in a few months."
Coach Stoops "Ya he sucks too, but blood is blood unfortunately."

1. Yes Coach Nutt I know I'm a pimp.
2. Next time coach I'm gonna run for more than 336 yards, cause I'm smooth.
3. Darren Darren will autograph my hat, sign it out to Houston, like the city.

1. Don't mess with me dude, I'm Jacked. I have the arms of a marathon runner you do not want to mess with these Aggie Pythons.
2. The Pain Train is coming, woooooo.
3. I'm flexing to scare you away from pummeling me. is it working?

1. Look at this sweet Parka, I got it at the local mall only 5 dollars after the FSU varsity discount.
2. Matt Ryan for Heisman can officially be canceled.
3. We are the most inconsistent team in football. Woooo...

Numbers On Steroids: Mickey Mantle

Numbers on Steroids is a look at baseball players during the 90s to see if anything screams out at you. This week it's throwing a curve ball and looking at All Time Great Yankees. Players that we know did not take steroids to see if this gives a defense to any of the players 'convicted' by Numbers on Steroids. Time to look at my dad's favorite athlete of all time, Mickey Mantle. Averages Say: What's with the mysterious dip at 27 and then the uptick? At Bats Per Home Run Says: That's a mighty jump from 22 to 24 Explaining As If It Was the 90s If you take a look at the numbers there are two time frames which in the 1990s would be questioned. First would be the incredible leap he took from his first year in the big leagues to his first MVP season in 1956. His batting average jumped 50 points. His slugging percentage jumped 90 points and he hit 15 more homers than his previous high. This wouldn't merrit a conviction nowadays though because the young age he...

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Guest Post: Thoughts on Sabathia Signing

I asked Grutt what his thoughts were on the Sabathia signing and I thought his response pretty much nailed it. So here it is. I don’t know. Every year I get a little more disenchanted with baseball. Yea, it’s great we signed the top pitching free agent. But we were supposed to. No team was even in the ballpark of the Yankees offer yet they still needed to jump from the already ridiculous price of $140 million to $160 million to close the deal. Now I hear we are going to sign more pitchers who will also get large contracts and the position player gaps are still glaring. Each new, large contract just adds to the feeling that the Yanks are supposed to win it all. “I think we have a good chance this year.” That is a lost feeling. If they don’t win I’ll wonder why, like there has to be some other reason besides that it’s a sport you can never predict how things will work out and some years just aren’t yours to be won. If they win I will be pleasantly smug. It gets a little more...

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