NFL Week 9 Awards

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Wow You Guys Suck: West Coast Teams, Looks like another year of crappy NFC West teams. The Seahawks sit atop the division with a 4-4 record after losing in OT to the Browns. Meanwhile the 49ers couldn't beat the inept Falcons. The Cardinals for the most part no showed against the Bucs and the Rams are 0 for the season. Additionally the AFC West stinks with the Chargers and Chiefs atop the division at 4-4 and the Broncos getting pummeled this weekend and the Raiders continuing to suck. Runners Up: The Bengals are 2-6 and can call 2007 quits, as can the Eagles who at 3-5 will not have another remarkable come back this season.

Cough Cough Cough: Alex Smith, You get a little slack when you come back from injury but 4 turnovers against the Atlanta Falcons is completely piss poor. Runners Up: The Jets gave away a nice 14 point lead, Colts had that nice 10 point lead and couldn't hang on.

This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: Norv Turner, Certainly you could blame the players execution or credit the Vikings offensive line and Purple Jesus but the coach has to get a significant amount of blame for giving up 300 yards to a running back on a team who has absolutely no threat of a passing attack. Runners Up: Andy Reid needs to take some time off, Mike Holmgren with 54 seconds left at the Cleveland 31 calls multiple run plays.

The Shocker: Detroit Lions, I thought they would win the game, mostly because I don't think the Broncos are very good, but 44-7 that isn't even a contest. And now the Lions are 6-2? Runners Up: Buffalo defeating the Bengals and going 4-4 is something I don't quite understand, Minnesota pummeling San Diego in the 2nd half.

The Pimp: Purple Jesus, No one apparently can stop Purple Jesus. Not opposing defenses not his inept QB rotation of Holcomb, Jackson and Bollinger. Nobody takes down Adrian Peterson. Runners Up: Three Day Old Cheeseburger but up 5 tds in the first half, James Harrison had 3.5 sacks 2 Forced Fumbles 1 Fumble Recovery and 1 INT not a bad day of work.

You Got JAKKED UP: Ed Reed, He may want to reconsider returning punts after he was lifted up from the ground and destroyed last night.

My Fantasy MVP: Pitt Defense, Oviously Purple Jesus was what won me my two matchups, but the Pitt D and a 2.75 point lead had to outperform Willis McGahee and Hines Ward. And thanks to James Harrison and Hines Ward's piss poor performance I won by 9.

New York Jets MVP: Enough with this, I guess Leon Washington will be the Jets MVP for the remainder of the season considering he should make the pro bowl and the rest should just start their offseason vacation now.

My Picks

My Picks: 7-7
Preseason Picks: 5-9
Picks Vs. Spread: 4-10

Well that was overly painful.

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