NFL Week 12 Awards

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Wow You Guys Suck: New York Offenses, Combined this long holiday weekend the New York Offenses accounted for a total 48 points. They scored 20 points for their own teams, and provided 4 interceptions for touchdowns for the either teams. Solid job by both Eli and Clemens. Both were responsible for 4 more opposing team points then their teams final outcome. Runners Up: Redskins held the Bucs without a first down but still lost because of turnovers, the Chargers are not back they just played the Ravens who suck.

This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: Herman Edwards,Maybe your kicker sucks, I mean he probably does. But when you have your team lined up for a tying 40 yard field goal in the 4th quarter and instead you decide to go for it. Well that's just plain old dumb. Runners Up: Rackers and the Cardinals Special teams both blew clock management and the next field goal, Denver you see those Out of Bounds lines if you kick it past them Devin Hester can't return the kick.

Cough Cough Cough: Denver Broncos, Did you look across the field at all during the game and realize that you shouldn't kick the ball to Devin Hester? Furthermore did you realize that Rex Grossman was leading the Bears to 4th quarter comeback touchdowns and overtime game winning drives? The Broncos pretty much had choke down pat this weekend. Runners Up: Kurt Warner apparently doesn't know that you're supposed to get rid of the ball in the end zone after 5 solid seconds of protection, Gus the Headbutter apparently lathered up some butter on his fingers for that 4th down play.

The Shocker: San Fran's Offense, Maybe it was the Cardinals defense, but either way the 49ers throwing up 31 points on the board in regulation is pretty ridiculous considering how inept they have been for the past few weeks.Runners Up: Philadelphia coming within a few plays by Asante of winning the game was certainly stunning, the Bungals destroying the Titans was not expected.

The Pimp: Brett Favre, Seriously? What is going on with Brett this season, every week he seems to get better. Where did the old Gunslinger make some mistakes Brett go? Now it's 20 straight completions Brett and maybe I should actually be in consideration for the MVP Brett. Runners Up: Ocho Cinco actually made an appearance this weekend, Devin Hester is the Bears only weapon.

You Got JAKKED UP: Ricky Williams, Welcome back to the league Ricky, I hope you enjoyed that first fumble and the nice running rib stomp you subsequently received.

My Fantasy Anti-MVP: Fucking Rain, All Big Ben needed to do was throw one fuckign td or not throw that god damn int. Or throw another 2 fucking completions god fucking damn it I hate fantasy fucking football I get screwed every god damn fucking week.

New York Jets MVP: Turkey, At least the Turkey's magical powers had me fall asleep during the game, even if it was just for one or two drives it was still better than watching the entire game.

My Picks

My Picks: 9-7
Preseason Picks: 10-6
Picks Vs. Spread: 7-9

Not so good. But how was I supposed to know Pittsburgh was going to be a mud bowl. I should have changed that pick last minute.

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