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Introducing the Scalabrine Watch

This season the NBA has listened to one of my many thoguht and has started to track a players +/- during the course of individual games. Due to my intense dislike of Brian Scalabrine, I am going to track the inept deadbeat in a weekly post called The Scalabrine Watch.

Celtics 103 Wizards 83: +13
Scals didn't suck in this blowout and started the season off in strong fashion of +13 which ranked 4th best on the team behind the Big 3.

Game Stats: 20 Minutes, 4-9, 9 Points, 3 Rebounds, 3 Assists

Celtics 98 Raptors 95: +7
The C's pulled off a big overtime win against the Raptors, no thanks to the miniscule stats provided by Scals. However, he did have a +7 rating.

Game Stats: 16 Minutes, 0-2, 0 Points, 3 Rebounds, 1 Assist

Overall Week Performance: +20
Scals had a decent opening week when it comes to +/- which is annoying to me. Eventually you would have to think that he is going to begin to start playing poorly and start bring them down atleast a little bit.

Week Stats: 36 Minutes, 4-11, 9 Points, 6 Rebounds, 4 Assists

Overall Season Performance: +20
The Cs are 2-0 and beat the crap out of the Wizards on friday night so obviously when you win by 20 it's doubtful you could have a negative plus minus. However the +7 in the Raptors game for which he

Season Stats:18.5 MPG, .364 FG%, 4.5 PPG, 3 RPG, 2 APG

Comments

Anonymous said…
I like this. Before it gets to deep into the season you should set up an Excel spreadsheet to track his performance per game so us visual learners can see his decline.

Or you could untie Papa Bear and take him out of the gimp suit to let him do this. I think it is time that he contributes more than one 100 word column every other Friday. Cmon now, you do have over 100,000 views which is good seeing you dont post any naked lady pics.
Simon said…
Good call on the excel sheet...
Anonymous said…
Good call on the lack of naked lady pics...
Anonymous said…
all im seeing are pluses here. maybe you should reconsider your hate in lieu of the fact that brian scalabrine is so easy to love. i will agree that he can be very frustrating to watch. however, nothing (besides a BIG WIN!) makes me more happy as a c's fan than to see him execute a beautiful play.
BradWallace1230 said…
www.brianscalabrineworship.com

Fuck the haters
Dj RyB said…
I'm hatin'

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