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~Made Fantasy Owners around the world wish they had selected him instead of Thomas Jones, Frank Gore, Cedric Benson... basically everybody except God (Tom Brady).

~Made LT look like a Pop Warner running back.

~Sprouted a few new hairs on Coach Childress's bald skull.

~Started a billion dollar hedge fund, cashed out and bought the Vikings Franchise.

~Warmed Minneapolis with his turbine engine legs to a crisp 55 degrees.

~Intimidated the Chargers Defense while on the sidelines allowing teammate Chester Taylor to plunge in for a touchdown.

~Straightened QB Tarvaris Jackson's spine after the paralyzing hit he received in the first half.

~Cured Cancer.
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