Sunday, November 04, 2007
~Made Fantasy Owners around the world wish they had selected him instead of Thomas Jones, Frank Gore, Cedric Benson... basically everybody except God (Tom Brady).
~Made LT look like a Pop Warner running back.
~Sprouted a few new hairs on Coach Childress's bald skull.
~Started a billion dollar hedge fund, cashed out and bought the Vikings Franchise.
~Warmed Minneapolis with his turbine engine legs to a crisp 55 degrees.
~Intimidated the Chargers Defense while on the sidelines allowing teammate Chester Taylor to plunge in for a touchdown.
~Straightened QB Tarvaris Jackson's spine after the paralyzing hit he received in the first half.