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While listening to Mike and Mike they started discussing Purple Jesus and just how much money he's making everybody. When discussing Fantasy purposes they brought up Darren Rovelle's article in which he states that by Fantasy Experts estimation Peterson is making people around the globe 600 million dollars. How do you come across such a guess-timate? The so called expert says he believes 40% of the Fantasy Owners of Peterson will win their leagues, meaning that 600 million of the total 1.5 billion dollar industry will go to the owners of Peterson.

I would just like to say that as of today I would represent $900 of the 900 million not going to owners of Peterson or 1/1,000,000 of the estimated total of Peterson losses. Why? Because I own Peterson in both of my leagues. One of which I have put up the most points in the league, yet sit at a meager 5-4. The other I sit at 3-6 after experiencing way too much Fantasy Boning. So thanks Adrian for being really good but unfortunately your Purple Jesus powers could not overcome bad luck, Frank Gore and LJ injuries, and general ineptitude by other draft picks.

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