Weekly Waste of Oxygen

A lot of sneaky this week. Sneaky blow jobs and sneaky stabbings. And a bit of whining and horrible coaching.

1. Dejon Bivens -In High School I would have joined the Tennis Team if it didn't conflict with the baseball season. Sure some of the kids on the team were a bit fruity, but I enjoy playing tennis and if I practiced I probably would have been pretty good at it, but after hearing about this story I think it's best that there was a conflict. I can't even express how disturbing I felt reading this post, nevermind if you were the unsuspecting teammate waking up to a blow job looking down and seeing that it was your teammate. That's f*cked up.

2. 17 Year Old Blake High Athlete - Good Game, Good Game Good Game, Slice, Slice, Slice. How do you go about choosing which kids you are going to cut when you are in the handshake line. It's too bad this kid is a minor cause his name should really be out there. 17 or 18 what's really the difference? Either way let's hope that this kid gets his ass beat at some point in time real soon.

3. Don Shula - Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine. I think that's all that was coming out of elderly Don's mouth this weekend. He just seems like an old bitter man right now. He bitched and moaned last year when his son got canned at Alabama and now he obviously wants an asterisk whether he comes out and says it or not.

4. Billie Gillespie - What an excellent way to start your run as coach of one of the most historic college basketball programs of all time, getting absolutely smoked by a college that most people probably have never heard of. Hell can you even name a team that's in the Atlantic Sun conference? That's highly doubtful, I don't even know what states that conference generally covers. So when you lose, and by a lot, to a team like that you might want to purchase all the firegillespie.com sites.

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Numbers on Steroids is a look at baseball players during the 90s to see if anything screams out at you. Mr. Boone was once the best power hitting second baseman in the league. How questionable was his success? Averages Say: Why the extra plateu in his mid 30s? At Bats Per Home Run Says: Lowest at Bats Per Home Runs at 37? Hmm.... Explaining It Away Yeak, this one is tough. Umm, late bloomer? He showed potential power early in his career and he just liked playing in Seattle a lot more than everywhere else? And umm, his career was kind of like a running backs in that it just all of a sudden fell off the map? Any of these convincing you? The Verdict Guy never hits more than 24 home runs in a season and then in his age 32 season he hits 37? And in SafeCo a pitchers park to boot? And he follows that up with 24, 35, 24 homer years still at SafeCo? And then he completely falls off the map in 2005 never to be heard from again? We've got a Screamer... Man Get Big Muscles In 30s. Hm...

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Bob Kraft said…

Shula has been the only one fueling this fire. He's the biggest waste of space and oxygen, this week. He should just stop acting like a sissy girl, stop incinuating, say how he feels, and stop strying to still be everyone's friend. He says he's good friends will belichek and his father, and thinks Tom brady is a great quarterback, blah, blah, blah, blah. Pick a side Hillary Clinton.

Here are the ways the Pats would be like Barry Bonds

1) If the entire team was taking Steriods
2) If they caught the Pats stealing signals at Week 15
3) If Bonds was caught stealing signals so he knew what pictches were coming, in his rookie year.

Thats it

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